#whatshouldDePauwcallme

When some one tells me I shouldn’t drink during finals week

I am like…

Around Finals Time

I am like…

When someone you don’t care about starts telling you about their night

I am like…

When Alums come to visit for the weekend

At first, they are like…

On Sunday, they are like…

When someone says they are really good at Flip Cup

Expectation:

Reality:

When you see Sorority girls throw up their signs

I am like…

When you walk into Beta Christmas Party

I am like…

When you see all the festive decorations around campus

I am like…

When you are invited to a formal

I am like…

When you aren’t invited to a formal this weekend

But, then you realize all the Christmas parties are happening. I am like…